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History has a way of repeating itself, and if there’s one lesson the world should have learned by now, it’s this: you do not mess with our boats. From the Barbary Wars to Operation Praying Mantis, this shirt is a nod to the unrelenting, historical tradition of proportional response, or simply put, FAFO.
Built for those who understand the weight of history and carry a zero-tolerance policy for tyranny, this tee delivers a gritty, unapologetic message. It's designed to hold up whether you're at the range, putting in work, or just out representing.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Don't Touch My Boats // Battleship Navy Patriotic T-Shirt
$30.00 USD
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$30.00 USD
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Built for those who understand the weight of history and carry a zero-tolerance policy for tyranny, this tee delivers a gritty, unapologetic message. It's designed to hold up whether you're at the range, putting in work, or just out representing.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |